SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

Athens, Illinois

A town north of Springfield full of hicks, f-boys, racism, homophobia, and republicans. There is nothing to do but hunt, try to get with springfield girls, and go to the gas station. Lots of off brand cowboys.

Lily: “My friend, Amy met a boy from Athens, Illinois.”
Christina: “poor Amy”

SHG caught dreamin

An Instagram account that posts pictures of kids who have been caught taking a snooze at SHG. Fastest growing sleeping account on the internet.

Michael: "Did you see that picture of you on the SHG caught dreamin Instagram account?"
Teddy: "NO! Why is it always me?"

SHG ships

A mediocre shipping account for Sacred Heart-Griffin High school that has lazy and outdated photo editing.

Amy: "Did you see SHG ships, the new SHG shipping account?"
Markie Mark: "Yeah it's pretty mid if I'm being honest..."