bush burn

Like beard burn, but received from going down on a chick. Caused by pubes stabbing your (wet) face repeatedly.

Q. Is that a rash?
A. No, massive bush burn from eating my girl out all night.

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scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

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