When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.
Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.
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Licking or sucking on your partner's hemorrhoids.
Ron totaly got up in their and gave Jeremy a dirty gumpdrop
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the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.
Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?
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