Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

yelling into the void

The act of messaging multiple people on a dating website without receiving a response. (Common for most normal guys as per the 85/15 Rule. )

Yeah, I'm taking a break from online dating. I got tired of yelling into the void -- it's just too hard on the ego.

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fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."