erlate

1. so late it’s actually early.
2. terrible timing.

dude, i passed out at 9:00p & woke up erlate @ 1:50a.

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

angrexy

1. adjective: angry to the point recipient of such frustration finds it alluring.

2. verb: so angry that scratching the surface doesn’t make the cut and not stopping short of flesh on bone. one way or the other.

3. irrelevant: how many females probably feel abouut a certain hockey player.. and now me too

dude, i told the wrong twin she was hot, now they are both angrexy at me!