schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

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Cuepy

Creepy and cute at the same time. (word invented by Moriah Elizabeth)

"It's definitely cute, but it's also definitely creepy. And I like that. It's creepy-cute. It's cuepy!