schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

Cuepy

Creepy and cute at the same time. (word invented by Moriah Elizabeth)

"It's definitely cute, but it's also definitely creepy. And I like that. It's creepy-cute. It's cuepy!