sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

yardbird

jail/prison slang for poultry served because of it's questionable origin... could be a regular bird(s) that was killed in/on the yard

"what's for dinner tonite?"
"yardbird"
"what the eff is a yardbird?"
"exactly what it sounds like... for all we know they killed the shit in the yard & fed it to us"

man-pleasers

another way to describe a persons lips/mouth... usually a womans lips but to each his own i guess...

1. "oh hell no you don't wanna be talkin shit to me you du...."
"bitch shut your fuckin' man-pleasers!!!"

2. "why do you keep lookin at me wit that smile?"
"cause... ya got some beautiful man-pleasers"
"really... thank you"

3👍 8👎

math

the number where you can be reached at

ey git at me later.
aigght koo, whats ya math i ain't got it

1👍 7👎

soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

beat it & boogie

the female version of "hit it & quit it"

friend : so what happened with you & o girl last night?

me : we smashed

friend : you gonna see her again?

me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭

panty bush

an unusually large/hairy pubic region, bush etc that somewhat resembles a pair of panties usually seen on women

dude... you wouldn't believe the 70's shit this bitch had

what... she had a panty bush

a what?

panty bush... you know... a bush that looks like she was wearin panties when she wasn't

uggghhh... yeah