wet dreams make cum

Mondegreen of "What Dreams May Come", a 1998 American fantasy drama film, starring Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. Unsurprisingly it is also the name of a pornographic film. Be careful not to confuse them.

(over phone)

Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!

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Pushed pork

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.

Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."

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pot breakfast

A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.

On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.

like I was like

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!