cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

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dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

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Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

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camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.

That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.

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shnerple

i dont know, but it's fun to say

shnerple

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wicked

A word used in all of New England, orginating in the Boston area meaning very or to show stress. Used as an Adverb mostly.

He is wicked hot.
I'm going to pahk my cah in Havahd yahd cause im from boston and im wicked cool like that.

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helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

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