Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

ahhhh..enough said..

(its the fear of long words)

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Kids Next Door

An orginization kids run to fight Teens (13-17) and Adults (18+) and their controlling ways. At age 13 "operatives" are "decommitioned" and they have their memories of the KND erased.

I am a Kids Next Door Operative.

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bounced burger

a skanky hoe who can't get none and "bounces," from man to man, but is always bounced back b\c her ass is very, "burgerish,"

"I told that girl to get back. She was nothing but a bounced burger."

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oregon

No sales tax and people pump your gas for you and minimum wage is 7.25! I'm all for it!

Let go to Oregon so we dont have to pump our own gas!

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holed up

Sitting at your PC - day and night - in the dark in your jammies without any human interaction.

Bob was holed up all week playing doom. He needs to get a life!

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wissed

dissed in the ocean, when a guy/ girl escapes conversation by riding a wave into the shore

It was tight when that guy swam over but the conversation went flat and i totaly got wissed

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butch

Spontaneous haircut resulting in a very short, manish style due to indiscriminate hacking of random chunks of what were once long, beautiful, flowing locks.

It's a blistering 100 degrees outside...your long beautiful goldilocks are drenched in putrid sweat, the back of your neck itches like a mother due to that rat's nest emanating from your scalp. This the last straw, the heat is so unbearable that you are possessed by a sudden urge to chop off all that hair...off to the arber's shop, quick, quick, quick: "Hack it! Hack it, I tell you!" as long, thick tufts fall to the ground. You walk outta there with a BUTCH ugly as hell, but the cool breeze on the back of your neck...AHHHHHH

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