Tomohawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

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Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

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nutsac

a sac to hold your nuts in can also be used to hold beans or maybe rice or sometimes marbles or maybe those hot wheel fucking things you played with when you were a kid , when you weren't playing with yourself that is

are those beans in your nutsac

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chick

*A beautiful woman.
*Any type of woman.

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"

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CQB

Close Quarters Battle

Speaks for itself, but if you must receive a definition : CQB is the art of hand-to-hand combat.

"Martial Arts is very essential to be a great soldier excelling in CQB. I mean, look at Solid Snake! ^_^ "
-me

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milled

to get badly injured or beaten up

he got milled out of it by the truck. the gang of thugs milled some guy out of it. he fell of his bike and got milled.

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River City Ransom

*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^

*To go around beating people up and taking their money.

"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me

"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "

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