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Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.

For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.

by dAVE April 1, 2004

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

by dAVE March 4, 2005

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by dAVE January 5, 2005

101πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


fat-angst

general anger caused by being fat

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst

by dAVE March 22, 2005

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by dAVE March 21, 2004

397πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


West Coast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles joined the AFL in 1987 and became the first club from outside Victoria to win an AFL premiership when they defeated Geelong in 1992. They repeated that success in 1994 under the same coach, Mick Malthouse, and captain, John Worsfold, and again defeating Geelong. The Eagles reached all finals series in the 1990s with a disciplined approach to the defensive skills of football and a committed team ethic.

They missed for the first time in 11 years in 2000 under new coach Ken Judge. In its short history, the Eagles have become one of the AFLҀ™s benchmark clubs both on and off the field. In 2000, the Eagles farewelled captain Guy McKenna and in 2001, injuries forced co-captain Dean Kemp to retire. Fellow co-captain Ben Cousins had a sparkling 2001 in a disappointing season in which the Eagles finished 14th. In 2003 the Eagles made the finals and finished 7th in 2004. 2004 was also the year the Eagles saw its first Brownlow medallist in Chris Judd. The Eagles played in the 2005 Grand Final, losing to Sydney.

The West Coast Eagles Football Club

by dAVE January 31, 2006

50πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


Beretta

*A car.

*A gun manufacturer, well-known for the Beretta M92F, a 9x19mm Parabellum handgun, which is also our nation's standard-issue sidearm.

"I want one. The gun I mean. ^_^ "
-me

by dAVE April 12, 2004

83πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž