obert

The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.

C'mon man open the obert im starving!

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comrade

*A partner, especially in military-related things.

*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.

"Welcome to Russia, comrade!"
-russian dude greeting you in Russia

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Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

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self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.

"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me

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kick

1)a swift blow, delivered a leg
2)relax
3)a pleasing occurance or object
4)harm

1look how far that KICK went
2im juts gonna KICK back
3 no school today, KICK!(derived from kick ass
4 im gonna kick your ass

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stunner

A term to refer to a stun grenade (aka : flashbang).

"Quickly! Throw a stunner in there!"
-a SEAL ordering another SEAL during a BBC (Breach, Bang, Clear) operation

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case

Noun: 1. A 24-pack of beer. 2. NOT any other increment of beer.

1.I picked up a case of Miller Lite for the party.

2. Loser: I picked up a 30-case of beer for the game tonight.
Normal Person: Dude, you mean you got a 30-PACK for the game.
Loser: No dude, it's a 30-case.
Normal Person: You're a fag. A case is 24 cans of beer; NOT 6, 12, 18, or 30!

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