Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

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phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

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two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

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Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

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difficunties

A proper spelling of "difficulties".

"We Are Experiencing Technical Difficunties. Please Stand By"

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PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

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self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

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