shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

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Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.

"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me

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Aubry

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

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shZ

Going to be a Virgin for life

shutup, your gonna be a shz

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Pumkin

Code word used when one speaks about a nigger.

That pumkin has been on wellfare all his life.

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HBDD

The lady of your life, aka: boss from another planet.

Roswell: I'm gonna go out for a beer.
HBDD: It's 9:30 on a Saturday! Haven't you had enough this morning?

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