Commie

A varient of the boogie man during the Reagan administration.

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shithead

A sad excuse of a human being, often found at home on a saturday afternoon watching Manchester United as opposed to going to watch his local team (Bristol City). A complete losser in life.

A Bristol City Supporter

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japanemoticons

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

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kunoichi

koo-noy-chee

Female ninja.

"Kunoichi are one of my fetishes. ^.^ "
-me

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apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

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Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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ATGC

Adenine Thymine Guanine Cytosene

A gene-therapy-related company in the Metal Gear series named after the four parts (proteins?) of a DNA strand.

"Nice name for a company. *crosses eyes* oh well, we need something original."
-me

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