badonkadonk

Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.

My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!

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Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

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patriot

A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.

"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
-me

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green day

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**

Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.

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G-string

Similar to a thong but exposes much more. G-strings, like thongs, are very beautiful pieces of clothing, especially for lovely females. ^-^

"I like hotties in thongs, but G-strings are incredibly sexy. ^-^ "
-me

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criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.

"Our government is run by criminals."

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cherry

1) A small red fruit with a stone in the middle. Grows on trees.
2)Your virginity.

1) "Hummmmm, this cherry is sweet and tasty"
2) "I got this slut pissed and lost my cherry"

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