uh

*A response if asked an incredibly complex question.

*Used for "a" in a certain sentance

*One of many ways a woman moans when receive sexual satisfaction.

"Uuuuuuuh, I'm stumped."

"Uh pea-sized town with limabean-sized dreams."

"Uh....uhhh.....oh yes! Uh! Uuuh!! Uhhh....UH!"

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Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

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yingified

happy beyond all forms of happy

I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!

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Faht

Faht is often used to describe a stinky fart. Also used to humilate someone.

Ew! Jimbob you fahted and it smells like shit.

Dan is such a faht he can't even read.

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chest

*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.

"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me

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DNA

Deoxyrebonucleic Acid. DNA is the genetic code in general for all living things.

"Imagine manipulating DNA....did I spell DNA's name right?"
-me

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Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

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