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A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
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A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.
"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me
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The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me
"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
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when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle
we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped
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A battle cry that preppy, hippy rednecks (yes thats possible) yell out at Auburn Univeristy athletic events that really makes no sense at all.
This Auburn frat guy kept yelling "war eagle" in his polo knit shirt until (thank god) this normal guy knocked him out.
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