Progrome

To dig ones underwear out of ones butt crack.

After sitting on that 5 hour flight, I had to progrome up to the third knuckle.

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jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

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EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.

Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?

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clit slick

clit slick is the deposit of spunk in the gusset of a womans knickers, almost akin to an oil slick or other ecological disasters that are best avoided,can also be known as egg yolk!!!

she pulled her thong off and the clit slick was visible at 100 yards - the filthy bitch must've had more cock than john waynes rifle

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water

*H2O (Hydrogen Oxygen); liquid substance that so happens to be the MOST important element for life. If there is water somewhere, there is life.

*A type of illegal drug.

"If you drink too much water, about two bottles worth, you'll pee every two hours."
-me

"Water a drug? Sheesh, what other names are there for drugs? Box? Oh wait that's a term for pussy. Seesh no word is safe anymore!!! lol "
-me

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up chuck

the expulsion of stomach contents mixed with mucus, and traces of stomach fluids.
Synonyms:
Puke, Vomit Hurl, blow chunks

I am wasted, my good friend, i think i might have to up chuck all over your face if you would not kindly escort my sick ass to the toilet.

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eggzit

The future pronunciation of the word "exit". I guess this word isn't so bad as "nuculer" or "excape" though.

"I'munna eggzit outta the car man."
-someone

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