cell

*Another term for a prisoner's room.

*A term to refer to a militious group (such as a terrorist group).

*A quick term for a cellphone, as displayed, as an example, in the first episode of the current TMNT series; the "shellcell".

*The name of a powerful villian in Dragonball Z, able to create duplicates of his genetic code, all of which are capable of learning, and thus creating an almost immortal, self-aware foe. The only way to stop him is to fry his ENTIRE body.

"Hey, don't lookit me like that! I don't watch DBZ anymore! I already saw every episode. The final episode kinda sucked too."
-me

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wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

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standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

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fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

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kagome

The adorable main character of the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"I'm in love with you Kagome!"
-me, not Koga

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20

"twehn-tee"
"twuhn-tee"
"tweh-dee"
"twuh-dee"

*The 20th number in the infinite line of numbers, whether positive or negative.

*The most common dollar bill, also the one to receive upgrades to fight theft & counterfeit, etc.

*When you hit age 20, you have one more year left to finally be able to legally drink and buy handguns.

*The number of words you can send to Urban Dictionary per day.

"20 is a common number, especially thanks to the banknotes."
-me

"I can't wait to be 21. I'm 19 though."
-me

"Why Urban Dictionary!? WHY!?!"
-me

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canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

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