MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

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dacklacker

One who licks the dack

Mark said hey dacklacker, come here and sack my cack.

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access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

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kick the bucket

One of many synonyms for "die".

"My grandma died on May 12th of 2000. She was gonna try to hold off until May 17th, which was when my grandpa died, but ultimately she kicked the bucket."
-me

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the stuff

Premier term referring to drugs, especially marijuana.

"Uh thanks but I don't need....the stuff."
-me after being asked, "hey Dave wanna smoke a bowl". This is pretty much my answer whenever I'm asked that. lol

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Silent Hill 4 : The Room

Released on September 7th, 2004. It is the current title of the Silent Hill series. It uses a new control system, and the setting is out of Silent Hill, but still somehow related.

"....Walter Sullivan.."

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HBO

*Home Box Office.

*Help a Brotha Out.

"HBO made a kick-ass Spawn cartoon back in '97."

"Aw shit homey, HBO!"
"Yeah man good channel."
"No dumbass, our brotha is getting his ass kicked!"
"Oh."

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