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Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.

Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.

by dave February 16, 2008


halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.

When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.

by Dave December 05, 2004


Wrestlecrap

The year 2000 version of WCW

The year 2000 version of WCW was wrestlecrap.

by Dave December 12, 2003


emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004


Soccer mom

Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.

Soccer mom, ballet mom.

by Dave April 24, 2004


train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

by Dave January 13, 2005


retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 15, 2004