C Bag

C*nt bag.Nasty term for someone, usually used in a joking way!

Ayersey you C Bag

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loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

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Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

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Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'

A Bristol Rovers supporter

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bucket bum

a woman that has been f****d up the bum by loads of men

dan brays mum has a bucket bum she sucks d**k yum yum yum

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der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

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The Passion of <insert name here>

Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.

The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me

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