balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

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turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

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Vagina

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me

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b00sted

An amazingly awesome person.

Hey! Look! There's b00sted! OMGWTFBBQ

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road cone

when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle

we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped

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special forces

A common term referring to a soldier who is part of a special ops group, from the US Army's Rangers to the US Navy SEAL's. Counterterrorist units are also special-forces.

"Look at all those soldiers out there in Iraq."
"Actually those are Rangers."
"Oh...special-forces?"
"Absolutely. Special-forces are the ones who fight wars these days."

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Republican

The right wing of the US political system. It is actually younger than the other political party, and focuses on preserving various rights.
Overall however, it is impossible to define a Republican, or a Democrat for that matter, without opinionism.

On a sidenote, Republicans are for INDIVIDUAL freedom and less government-control. And with individual freedom comes individual RESPONSIBILITY. And with responsibility, there is hard-earned bliss.

"Not ALL Republicans are evil."
-me

"NAZIS WERE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS, NOT CONSERVATIVE CAPITALISTS."
-someone

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