theospammer

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

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rucksack

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (aka : testicles).

*A type of backpack, often worn by military personnel, usually squarish-shaped and used for storing miscellaneous supplies.

"I'll kick that dumbfuck right in the rucksack if I have to! >_< "
-me

"I wanan wear a rucksack to school one day."
-me

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FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

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ws

shorthand version of website.

ws.txt contains my favourite web links.

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Colt .45

*A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.

"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu

"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me

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assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

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c-rats

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

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