chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

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tonk

Term used, primarily by US immigration officials in informal settings, to describe an illegal immigrant of any country. Origins are unknown, but definitely predate the use of metal flashlights, contrary to the most used description of origin. It's probable that the origin is related to Chinese immigration, as the first law to restrict immigration from a particular country was enacted in 1882. It's said that many of the illegal immigrants made their way to the US via the Gulf of Tonkin area of what is now Vietnam. It's also possible that the term is related to the Chinese "tong" mob. The word should be considered only as derogatory as the phrase "illegal alien" as it does not refer to race or even nationality, only to one's immigration status in the United States.

The US Border Patrol Agent caught 3 Honduran tonks, 18 Mexican tonks and a Korean tonk when they tried to sneak across the border this morning.

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igotthetricks B

doin a nike freestyle with a football susessfully pullin a trick like a kick up using your nob, the spinnin on your head while balencing it on your testicals jumping up and shouting "i got the tricks B"

"check dis *thrusts ball and catches it in ass cheeks* i got the tricks B"

reincarnation

The act of the soul taking the form of a new lifeform, after the previous body has died.

"I believe in God, karma, and reincarnation."
-me

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Snake

*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.

*A slang term for a man's penis.

*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.

*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.

*A common name for a member of a gang.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001

"I just snaked your chair!"

"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"

PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".

"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick

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steady

As in "goin' steady," when a boy and a girl are bf/gf and are unavailable by their respective opposite sexes because they are taken and in love with eachother.... the two are goin' steady.

Hugo asked Kim out several times, and they got pinned, so now they're goin' steady.

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steady

Neither increasing nor decreasing, or if either, very slightly and returning to original value.

The temperature is held at a steady 72 degrees fahrenheit.

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