mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.

person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"

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farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

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farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

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eer

to attract ones attention by shouting 'eer'

eer mate can i hav some cowies

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meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.

He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.

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bali

a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer

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floodweiser

canned water provided to hurricane victimes from budweiser

budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer

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