capisce

Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.

"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."

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quick

Another term for "living"; opposite of "dead". Used often in biblical references.

"Jesus, sitting on the right hand of God, The Father Almighty, will come to judge the quick and the dead."
-near the end of the opening prayer "I believe in God The Father Almighty"

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Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

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schwangwad

The drip from your dick after ejaculation. The reason why your sheets have those stains all over them. Also a great name for a real asshole!

Mom: Did you have fun at Jimmy's birthday party son?

Son: Jimmy? Fuck that Schwangwad!

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tits

*A type of mouse (called a titmouse).
*Breasts.

*What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it! O,o

"Man she gots some huge tits man."

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Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.

"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."

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superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

Ice T

Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

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