D-Rob

A meal with little to no nutritional value.

"I can't decide if I want popcorn or chips for dinner”, “dude you can't just keep d-rob’ing it like that, its not good for your body”

12👍 6👎

Dark_Reaper

The almighty ruler of the Crusty Furby empire

Dark_Reaper 0wnz

1👍 5👎

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

227👍 89👎

Sakic

1. An ill-conceived attempt at witty banter, ruining an otherwise pleasant conversation

“ hey Britney…whens your next album? *wink* “
“ then they said …. Hey roger…….you wanna be in naked gun? bwhahahaha”

Note: we’ve got a million of em!

7👍 17👎

anal holocaust

When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere.

Man dont go in the john,I just had a huge anal holocaust in there.

46👍 20👎

bug munching savages

Name given by peacekeepers to the participants in the yugoslav civil war in the ninties.

Those freakin Serbs/Croats/Bosnians who commited murders during the war are a bunch of bug munching savages.

Dick Stick

Covering a mans penis with chocolate syrup, finding a way to freeze it, and then having mad regular or doggy sex. Afterwards,the chocolate will melt, and the male will eat it out of the pussy or asshole.

They're serving dick sticks at the porn shop.

8👍 18👎