first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

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Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

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catcall

A harsh or shrill call or whistle expressing derision or disapproval.

punk ass

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skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

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buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

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masturbaceous

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

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manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

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