gain

Repeat.

Play that shit on mo' gain!

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ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

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man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

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mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

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neverending game

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.

I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.

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compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

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Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.

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