quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

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alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

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Duke

Supreme Being over everyone else.

The Duke pwnd us all.

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Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja

Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?

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billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

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Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

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crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

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