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When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies
I just made some Water Babies
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Slang term for an AK-xx assualt rifle due to the shape of the magazine, which resembles a banana.
Keep it movin' prick or the bananclip will lace your ass up.
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It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!
I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!
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When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
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When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
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A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
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