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salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003


Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003


skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.

by Duke December 28, 2003


man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."

by Duke February 16, 2003


buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

by Duke January 31, 2003


grizah

A l337 definition of a growl/scream of excitement...Only used by complete imbociles and christians...

There is no example to give this word justice, lol

by Duke July 22, 2004


Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 26, 2003