man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."

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skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.

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buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

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grizah

A l337 definition of a growl/scream of excitement...Only used by complete imbociles and christians...

There is no example to give this word justice, lol

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Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

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Bruckheimer Principle

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

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prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

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