A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.
B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.
C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.
D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.
E) Someone who hates efficiency.
Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.