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apprentice boy

a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.

the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.

by da original playa June 2, 2006

11πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


punk

a bunch of lame ass dick wads who think dressing in torn clothes is trendy. strated out as anti-establishment but now a name for various modern rock bands who make shit loads of money and drive big cars.

see that punk?. which one the preppy punk, the skater punk,the gay punk,oh rite that punk the one sniffing the glue. that is so 1970's

by da original playa June 2, 2006

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


derry

fondly called the "maiden city" its the north of irelands second city. the people are nice enough, well the ones that matter anyway. some nasty people live there as well see the apprentice boys. its got a good gaelic football side.being from derry is the closest thing to being a culchie without leaving the city.

hey enda,hey you derry boy!, wud ye put down that fackin sheep
baaaaaa

by da original playa June 2, 2006

105πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


segregation

a beautiful thing. it comes in 2 forms wrongful as in african aparteid and the american segregation which was blatant discrimination. and the rightful as in the north of ireland 2 peoples not living side by side not because of political or racial agression or influence its because we hate them as much as they hate us, its just a pity there is no massive walls to keep them away from us.

segregation for the north of ireland is good and the way its always been and should be

by da original playa June 2, 2006

53πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


star trek

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

by da original playa May 28, 2006

81πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


star trek

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

by da original playa May 28, 2006

65πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


chelmsford

a small dreary south east english town in essex that is surpringly catholic. it has what the locals call a river! the chelmer, not a river as such more like a trickle of piss.it is a very clean town however and the people couldnt care less. when the british media is bored or run out of zenophopic crap to say about france they normally turn on essex which is all bullshit. essex is not full of slags white vans or chavs it has the best chippies in the world and the best fish i have ever tasted and im irish!. the park is absolutley glorious and very well looked after, the town is a bit too flowery for normal tastes but at least its not a grey tower block estate. and it has had the hottest weather i have ever seen 96 degrees plus. the bars are cool and very safe and the people are nice but the drink is stinkin.

wanna go to chelmsford for a holiday?
na mate, its shite theres fuck all in it.

by da original playa June 4, 2006

97πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž