goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

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rotmaxxing

Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.

"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."

"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"

"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."

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