brazed

To be dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance right after converting to his or her religion.

Mike: "Did you hear that Allen broke it off with Lexi?"

Dan: "You're kidding...she was just baptized into his church last weekend!"

Mike: "I wish I was kidding. She got straight-up brazed."

linsanity

When a seemingly average, unspectacular person suddenly erupts with success and develops a ridiculous cult-like following.

Rick: You gotta check out sportscenter. This guy who was cut by his old team just ripped off 20 points and 10 assists 4 games in a row! They say he's the best pg in the league!

Tom: How are you already wearing a t-shirt with that guy's face on it?

Rick: Apparently his tears can even cure cancer!!

Tom: Sounds like linsanity to me...

tebowed

To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work.

Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."

Steve: "What happened?"

Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime."

Steve: "And?"

Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!"

Steve: "Lol you got tebowed."

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