High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

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High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

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