deuce

1)A 1932 Ford, usually a coupe or roadster.
2)A vintage full-size luxury car, the Buick Electra 225, a.k.a. deuce-an'-a-quarter.
3)Two dollars worth of something, usually drugs (very hard to find these days).

1)Man, dat deuce is some rod!
2)Man, dat deuce is some ride!
3)Man, I wouldn't give ya a deuce fr dat deuce!

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Kaypro

The very best line of computers ever built. They were Z80-based CP/M machines. High Tech Red Necks all own Kaypros. Kaypro was formerly known as Non-Linear Systems.

peggy hill: I sure hope my Kaypro II is Y2K-compliant.
hank hill: Hell, peggy, I don't think it's even Y1K-compliant

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colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

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colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

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rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

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daNet

The InterNet, to a High Tech Red Neck.

bubba: How long ya been on daNet?
htrn: I been on daNet since 1991.

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boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

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