masturbation-fueled car

A penis.

I got a masterbation fueld car.

8👍 54👎

laci

Any innocent person who was killed who didn't deserve it.

Don't kill a Laci because you are fucking selfish.

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minister

Priest with no sexual urges.

A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won't.

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pee-pee

A man's wanger.

I have a large pee-pee.

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shooting the shit

doin smack

I was really shooting the shit last night at Chad's house.

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:P

the proper responce to :O

she was :O and I was :P so we 69'ed

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pro-lifers

kool people cuz they blow up baby farms and kill peole.

im a prolifer

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