Porno

The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman

You're so porno

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Hiato

Hiato means friend, buddy, pal. When someone is close to you and you can count on them, they are your hiato.

"I owe you a favour Hiato"

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fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

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thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

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karambadon

The act of making love to someone using something you would use to get rid of waste
karambar-to fuck someone with, say, a waste paper bin
karambadon-to perform sexual intercourse using a skip

u should have seen her sinkhole when i karambadonned her

strong bad

HEWO Ian

I will never ever ever ever ever ever write a song about sibbie.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dear Strong Bad,

I love the cheat can you hook us up?

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Happydeadgirl

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.

I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.

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