switch bitch

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

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cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

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Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

battlefield 1942

A crappy game. It's main amount of crappiness come from the fact that it's totally awesome and then wouldn;t work on my computer when I bought it.

Dude, I got BR1942 finally, but it's all screwy on my computer! DAMMIT!

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gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.

That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!

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jojy forjy

A screwed up way to say jujy fruits

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?

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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

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