soup

A half hour weekly television show on the E! network. This show presents pop culture news in a comedic way. It reviews the past week's celebrity gossip and happenings. It usually mocks celebrities and what they do. It is hosted by Joel McHale.

Last night I laughed when The Soup made fun of Tom Cruise's actions on Oprah's talk show.

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busted

A boyband who, after an extensive career spanning 2 years, split up in January 2005. Busted exploited the punk scene for commerial success and profit, wearing skater clothes and producing unoringinal pop songs which were based around a pop-punk sound, aiming their music at 12 year old girls who have no taste in music. One member of the 'band' (who incidently had no drummer) even admitted to copying billy-joe armstong from Greenday. Busteds defining moment was their cover of the undertones' classic teenage kicks, which was quite frankly an insult to the aforementioned band and an embararrasment to all who witnessed this tragic event. It has been rumoured that since the split, the band have become pringfolds although this is yet to be confirmed.

In their hit single 'Year 3000' Busted claimed that their next door neighbour had been to the year 3000 in a time machine and that everyone had bought their 7th album. Some people may doubt this claim, but but if its true then a logical conclusion would be that the band will one day reform, since they only released 2 albums. We can only hope they were lying.

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Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

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flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

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scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

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colaric

A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.

A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.

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steeched

stoned, high, blazed

im so F'n steeched

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