mpuk

larns with so much fun, no fuss, and so much meat.

Wizzo LOVES Helm.

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Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

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tunnel crew

a rave crew who rave in tunnels

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scalp

head, face love, monica lewinsky, top, brain, knowledge, putting one's mind to it, salami wash

yo, that bitch gave me mad scalp last night

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Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

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Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

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Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

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