pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

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Marms

When a girl has man arms

Hillary Duff has some marms.

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serj tankian

the lead singer of system of a down.
dont tell me you didnt know who he was. o, rite, thats why u looked up his name in the first place....
see also:
daron malakian
shavo odadjian
john dolymayan

WHO can believe you

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Vietnam

The latest military conflict in the eyes of any random leftist.

{Insert name of military conflict, e.g. Iraq} is the next Vietnam

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Contra

The greatest band ever.

Contra > You

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fun

Codename for marijuna. Named because everytime one partakes in this, they have fun.

Hey man, do you have any fun?

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heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

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