monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

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savage

above all, cool, better then everyone else

God damn, your such a savage!

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tekken

The deepest fighting game ever made. Disliked by dumbasses because of this. These dumbasses also think the combo system is cheap because they don't know the difference between a 10-hit string and a real combo.

If you lose to a button-masher in tekken, it's because you suck at the game.

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spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

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krong

The golden brown outside of a perfectly cooked marshmellow

LOOK i kronged my marshmellow!
looked at the krong in this one
mmm krong a licious

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hot mama

Trace Atkin's song "Hot Mama"

You're one hot mama, let's turn this room into a sauna!

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yalla

Arabic for "let's go." Sometimes used in the context of "hurry!"

"yalla, I've been waiting for you for half an hour."

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