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urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by daN December 8, 2004

1414πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


gringo

Despite what some people think, it is a non-derogatory term used to name USA born people in countries like Mexico and Brazil.

Some people could call a foreign tourist (i.e. a french or a german) also "gringo" but it is only because they can't perceive (or don't care about) the obvious difference: language.

Female form: gringa.

Hi gringo!
There are some beautiful gringas in Cancun at springbreak.

by daN April 13, 2004

39πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of

Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.

by daN May 27, 2008

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by daN October 9, 2004

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.

"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."

by daN June 28, 2004

243πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


bitch hermit

Someone who never leaves their house except for from 3AM-7AM.

I am not a bitch hermit, I don't come outside even in the middle of the night

by daN October 11, 2004

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush

That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter

by daN April 5, 2004

186πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž